"9:50 p.m. Frustrated by inane questions about things such as his favorite brand of cookie, The Social Network’s Armie Hammer takes the printed list from one reporter and begins ticking off answers: “If you weren’t in show business, what would you do? I’d probably be a professional vagrant. How do you feel about being a role model? I’m not. How do you feel about astrology? I think it’s amazing. I’m a Virgo. What do you wear to bed and why? We both sleep nude, that’s kind of the deal. We’re newlyweds.” The stunned reporter simply gives up and takes his photo with her camera phone."
